Ski Bunny Selina

I found this unpublished blog post today about an old girlfriend of mine from back pre-COVID.  I think it is hilarious so thought I’d share it and let everyone laugh at me.

Little Spoon hates me running this old blog because if it isn’t kept up to date, there becomes vulnerabilities in the software that can wreck everything else.  So this week, I pulled my finger out and updated all of my blog stuff.  While I was doing it, I found this little embarrassing gem.

Yes, it is a poem.  Anyone who has had a big night with me, knows I love reciting poetry.


Once upon a time…..

Selina made a journey,

To a wee Ski Town, called Fernie.

She hadn’t seen snow before,

When she arrived, it was minus thirty-four.

Her first snowshoe was gorgeous.  Felt like she was the only one.

Then a ski lesson from Oscar,  Aged, one hundred and one.

Speaking of Oscar (and Diane). Beer isn’t free at his pub…..

The reward,  is a hottub!!!

Won’t lie, once or twice she fell….

But, she showed those Canuks how to play netball!!!

Lordy lord that is corny but anything else I would have written would have been corny as well.  What a fantastic trip and coming from +35C to -35C is pretty big step and Selina nailed it.